2 weird things for today:

I fed Cleo the rat scrambled eggs from a frying pan on the front porch while waiting for our car pool to get the kids to school (how white trash is that??!!)

And - I sucked the entire 12 foot phone cord into the vacuum (how stupid is that??!!). Took me forever to get it out. I asked Bec to get me "daddy's screwdriver" to take the vacuum apart - and she comes along with a battery powered drill "revving it as she walks". Looked like Clint Eastwood in a "Hello Kitty" outfit!!!
xoxo A.Joy